How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a plum?

An Elephant is grey, and a plum is purple.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a plum?
Hmm, I would say, no difference. They look just the same.
Reply:size and color
Reply:the elephant has wrinkles and the plum will have them when it becomes a prune
Reply:You can't make an Elephant Pudding!
Reply:Squeeze the elephant, and it will produce a little whine.

Squeeze the plum, and it will produce a little wine!
Reply:smell. one smells sweet, other smells like... well.. you know
Reply:One's wayyy bigger than the other..
Reply:you can stick your finger in a plum...



%26lt;Jack Horner never pulled out an elephant from a Christmas pie.%26gt;
Reply:A. An elephant is grey.

Q. What did Jane say when she saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

A. Look a herd of plums(Jane is color blind)
Reply:One is heavier than the other!
Reply:That's a really funny joke. Good job! I wish everyone here was as funny and sweet as you.
Reply:a plum is smaller

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